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[fics_by_maple]

Title: At Dusk
Pairing: Lee Jordan/The Giant Squid
Word Count: 229
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, Implied Beastiality omg! I've never had to warn for beastiality before!
A/N or Prompt: Yesterday I explained that kaalee had named the George/Lee ship, 'GLEE', which made me very happy.
To which shocolate replied, "OMG - that's makes Squid/Lee, 'SQUEE'!"
And of course I had to write it. ... I'm sorry.



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Lee skulked along the shore with his hands in his pockets, kicking the odd rock that dared to be in his path.

He wasn’t entirely sure why he was here, but Ronnikins, as he was inclined to call Ron out of habit, had pulled him aside earlier in the common room.

“Listen mate, I know you’re feeling kind of low right now. Can I suggest you take a walk around the east side of the lake, just at dusk? You won’t regret it.”

Feeling too lonely to study for NEWTS and having the natural inclination to take up the suggestion of a Weasley in his friends’ absence, here he found himself.

Lee heard the sound of water break, and there floating above the water, in a magnificent shade of purpley-charcoal was, The Giant Squid.

He’d never seen the legendary cephalopod before and thought this must be what sailors in the past felt like when they saw a mermaid.

Not knowing why he did it, he slipped off his shoes and socks and stepped into the water. It should have chilled his toes, but instead he was warm, full of anticipation and excitement, which he hadn’t felt since Fred and George had left him alone in this cold place.

The touch of the spongy tentacle curling around his ankle was startling at first, but he wasn’t a Gryffindor for nothing.

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Comments

[oncelikeshari.livejournal.com]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

We now need a 'Maple made me ship Giant Squid/Lee' icon!

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

LOL

I had no idea this is how I would start my Sunday when I woke up.

[shocolate.livejournal.com]

OMFG, I caused Squee!!!

Ronnikins, as he was inclined to call Ron out of habit

Oh. Oh, he misses them.

the natural inclination to take up the suggestion of Weasley

*sigh*

The touch of the spongy tentacle curling around his ankle

*gulp*

Oh.

Oh, MAPLE!

Squee, with implied Ron/Squid!

I love you!!!

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Apparently I have property of shocolate stamped on my forehead.

I couldn't resist the implied Ron/Squid.

Did you see Kaalee's post? *snort*

[shocolate.livejournal.com]

I think it would be hard to write squee without implies Ron/Squid....

...yes, I love it when she's giggly.

[mad-martha.livejournal.com]

I followed shocolate's squeeing and ...

Good lord, this should not be hot! But in a very weird way it is :-) Perhaps it's the alluring words "legendary cephalopod", which are just not used enough in fic!

Thank you for sharing this :-)

[shocolate.livejournal.com]

see, this is because sex is in the mind and women are turned on by clever words.

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

*blush*

Oh, thanks! And I totally wimped out on the smut too!

Do you know how embarrassing it is that the first fic of mine you've left me a comment for was Squid/Lee!? LOL

[kaalee.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahaha, he wasn't a Gryffindor for nothing. Best line!!!!


♥

I do so love the insanity we get up to sometimes. This was awesome. You so totally dominate.

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

I figure tentacles are very tongue-like.

ack!

[cuteej4.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Oh man. I don't think I ever planned to read squid/anything. My roommate was trying to get me to read Hermione/Squid but I refused.

This just made me giggle.

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

shocolate has written Ron/Squid. I read it through parted fingers. lol Thanks.

[slashfairy.livejournal.com]

this is fabulous.

the warmth. that's what did me in.

i blame kaalee for drawing me here.


how lucky am i?

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

I assume Squid are cold-blooded? It's just as well that Lee is warm. Heh

At Dusk

[koshweasley.livejournal.com]

LOL, this is awesome. Lee and squid? Perfect.

Re: At Dusk

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Twincest looks so tame in comparison, doesn't it? *throws in towel*

[crumplehornedki.livejournal.com]

*giggle and snort* that is just wrong! But very funny, Ron and the Squid?!

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Oh! Do you not know about Ron/Squid? It's canon!

(courtesy of shocolate
HBP Chapter 21: The Unknowable Room - "Wish that would happen with me and Lavender," said Ron gloomily, watching Hermione silently tapping each of his mis­spelled words with the end of her wand, so that they corrected themselves on the page. "But the more I hint I want to finish it, the tighter she holds on. It's like going out with the giant squid."

She's written Ron/Squid too! Hee.

and while I'm at it, you wanted to email me something, I forget. I'm at mapleandmahogany at yahoo.com

[shocolate.livejournal.com]

I've written it three times!!!

[cyclonejuliet.livejournal.com]

Love that Gryffindor spirit.

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

I imagine a squid tentacle feels tongue-like! Heh.

[jo-ron.livejournal.com]

(http://photobucket.com)

Poor Ron...I wonder if He's lost squid forever...

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!

The Squid will mourn the loss of Ron, I think! ;)

[tattooedsiren.livejournal.com]

One word: awesome.

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

*is awesomely ridiculous*

[xnymphadorax.livejournal.com]

Strange as it is to admit, I loved it! You stopped at the perfect place! ;) Adore the icon too!

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

I just had to stop writing there. ...doesn't mean I was able to quit thinking about it. :P

[insidiusginny.livejournal.com]

Nerf *twitches*
Meh?




Very nicely done... wierd... I can just imagine Ron... Oh god... never mind.

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

I know it. It's all Ron's fault. :)

[mrsquizzical.livejournal.com]

roflmao... and yet... finds this oddly appealing.

fandom really has forever corrupted me!

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

me too!

I'm a goner.