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[fics_by_maple]

Title: Something Missing At The End
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Word Count: 408
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Written for the Holy Foreskin Fest at hp_funnyfest . My thanks to shocolate for such a brilliant fest! And to lnalvgd and queenb23more for reading this and laughing at me. :)


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Ron startled, clenching his buttocks and feeling a shiver ripple up his body, making his torso rigid and nipples harden while he watched Harry suck him.

It was too decadent, too dirty, the things Harry did with his tongue. It made Ron squirm with a frustrated growl and turn his head away.

"What?" Harry blinked up at him, popping off the tip with a wet slurp.

"It's just …" Ron looked at Harry's wet lips. "You've been at it for a while now. I kind of thought you'd have moved on already."

"Why should I? Do you mind? I like the way it feels in my mouth." Harry kept his wicked, gleaming eyes on Ron's as he closed his mouth over the end, running his tongue over the ridge.

Ron rolled his eyes.

"This can not really bother you," Harry insisted, coming off again. "After where you just had your tongue, I think I've earned the right to spend as much time as I like doing this."

He returned to his oral fixating with a determined huff and a suck.

"I know what you're doing," Ron said, tilting his head as he watched the tip of Harry's pink tongue flick out between his lips. "You're - you're fiddling with it."

"Is that what all the boys are calling it these days?" Harry gave him a saucy smirk.

"Shaddup. You're fiddling with the, with the … you know. You're playing with it."

"Of course I am. It's fascinating." Harry licked around the end once more. "There's a line just around here and the flesh swells out, just, so." He flicked it with his tongue. "It used to be all covered up, I never got to play with it all exposed like this."

"See, that's just the thing! You're not really sucking it off, you're taking the piss because it's gone now."

"I would never!" Harry swore, putting his hand over it protectively. "I would never poke fun of something like that."

"Looks like you are."

"No! I promise. This is nothing to be ashamed about. Just because you Splinched yourself and it's gone now doesn't mean there's anything wrong with it. I love every inch of you."

Harry leaned down and gave a suckling kiss to the end.

Ron snorted.

"You're a real pervert, Potter." Ron withdrew his hand from Harry's grip and wiped his fingernail-less digit dry. "To hear you talk, you'd think I'd Splinched my foreskin off."

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Comments

[rickey-a.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

;) Thanks!

[reallycorking.livejournal.com]

You little devil! *grins* *adores*

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

*snort* I'm fascinated by his missing fingernails! ;P

[shocolate.livejournal.com]

Canon.

I adore you.

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

... all the things he can do with those fingers without worrying about sharp nails. :P

[maelynwbc.livejournal.com]

oh dear heaven, that was too funny. Caught me totally unawares.

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Yay! Thanks for reading! :)

[kaalee.livejournal.com]

hahhahahahahahaha, that's fantastic! ♥

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

*g* Hee - thanks for reading!

[hpaa.livejournal.com]

Oh My GOD!
You really had me going there :)

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Ha! Awesome. Thanks for reading!

[nimrod-9.livejournal.com]

oh, those lovely bad Gryffindor boys!! yum!

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

They are so playful, aren't they? Thank you!

[fitzette.livejournal.com]

*snort*

you are too clever.

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Heh - just totally cheesy! Thanks, lovely!

[hpuckle.livejournal.com]

Hehe, very clever! You definitely had me convinced!

xxx

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Haha - thanks! I counted on all of your dirty minds! ;)

[lnalvgd.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Hee hee...I love how you've fooled everyone who's read it!

I, myself had to read it twice before the first time round!

Simply clever m'girl!

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

*g* Me, too! Everyone goes straight for the smut, it's too easy.

Thank you, lovely!

[ms-worplesdon.livejournal.com]

Excellent, excellent!!! You certainly led me on there. :D

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Hee - I counted on everyone's dirty minds. ;) Thanks!

[iamshadow.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha!

*was totally sucked in*

*sniggers*

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Yay - I'm glad it worked. Thanks for reading!

[aniwde.livejournal.com]

I'm obviously not the only one with a filthy mind, judging by how everyone else was fooled, too! That was absolutely brilliant, and made me giggle madly!

:D

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Ha - nope, everyone fell wonderfully into my plan. *snort*

Thanks for reading!

[slam-girl.livejournal.com]

That was clever. And apparently, we all seem to be rather dirty minded *grins* Excellent.

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Ha - thank you! Yes, everyone fell for it perfectly!

[jaelle-n-gilla.livejournal.com]

You had me up to the very end. I thought Ron has Splinched his you-know-what off and then... *lol* great piece of art! :-)

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

haha - I'm so glad the trickery worked! Thank you! :D

[shes-gone.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!

*is also a sucker*

Fabulous.

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

ha - but I love you guys! Thank you!

[kerryblaze.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA! You naughty girl! You had me!

♥

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

*grins* Hee - You pervs are so easy. Thanks, lovely!

[auntbijou.livejournal.com]

You are such a TEASE!!!! And I love it!! *laughs*

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Ha - I know. Utterly shameless. But thank you! :D

[mrsquizzical.livejournal.com]

it doesn't feel right to be reading something of yours on lj for the first time... *pout*...

but having said that - *giggles* that's great. and you totally fooled me. i had no idea you were going for the misdirection.

heeeeheeeeee...

and such a marvellouse use of canon!

*adores*

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Yes! It's so odd. We're doing this all backwards. The world is all topsy-turvy when you are right side up. (*wonders how many people will boggle at my meaning*)

I've been fascinated by Ron's missing fingernails. Couldn't wait to use them. ;)

*loves*

[bageldelight.livejournal.com]

Splinched it OFF? Oh my god.

*dies laughing* Now that, Ronald, takes REAL talent!

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Well, it really was just his finger. ;) Thanks!

[nakeefeet.livejournal.com]

*raises hand to join dirty-mind club*

I was totally sucked in by this!

*giggles madly*

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Ha - I'm so glad. Why think 'finger' when its so easy to think 'cock'? :P

Thanks!

[roelliej.livejournal.com]

Thank God Ron didn't Splinch his third leg ;)
*Sighs relieved*
Great job :D

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

*g*

Yes, that would be awful!

thank you!

[abigail89.livejournal.com]

*snorts* Evil. Here I was all prepared for a foreskin-less Ron. *licks*

Nice.

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Heh, heh. You people, always think of the cock first! :P

[shygryf.livejournal.com]

you can't blame me for thinking it when after all this is the foreskin fest.

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's true. I had the perfect set up. ;)

[freakish-ct.livejournal.com]

*starts singing*

Can't believe that I'm the fool again........

*sighs*

*raises hand sheepishly*

Yes, I'm in the dirty mind club...

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

haha - but it's fun this way.

Thank you for reading! :)