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[fics_by_maple]

For harryron100

Title:Podophilia
Author:maple_mahogany
Prompt:barefoot
Rating:PG
Word Count:100
Category/Warnings:comedy
A/N: I had to write this for my girl lnalvgd since Shari dedicated the prompt to her. This is ripped off inspired from the Sex and the City episode with Charlotte.


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"Wow." Ron whistled, lifting the leather oxford out of the box, letting it twirl by its laces.

"Had to get new ones for Auror dress robes." Harry shrugged.

"But these look expensive? 'S not like you to dole out for shoes."

"I didn't. Erm, they were free."

Ron frowned. "Since when do you accept Harry Potter Hand-outs?"

"I don't! The shop keeper was Muggle and he said…" Harry looked embarrassed. "That I have pretty feet."

Ron smirked but his eyes were scolding. "You have to take them back."

"I know."

"And I'm coming. Gonna have a talk with this bloke."
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Comments

[shygryf.livejournal.com]

lol! i remember that episode. it also reminds me of "boys for sale" i a different way

[norwegianeyes.livejournal.com]

*blush*
*bursts out in laughter*

harry and pretty feet. major lol.

[shocolate.livejournal.com]

*flails with happy*

I thought Americans call button up shirts 'oxfords' - you can't call everything 'oxfords', it'll get confusing!

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

I thought of Boys For Sale, too! Hee.

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

*snort*

I know. At least it was only 100 words! :P

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

ha! I knew that would come up!

I do call button up shirts 'oxford' but it is a men's dress shoe, too. :P

[lijahlover.livejournal.com]

This is a brilliant drabble!

[luvscharlie.livejournal.com]

You go Ron! That was great. I love the way you write them. It always reads as though they are the most natural couple in the world, and the banter is always perfect.

[oncelikeshari.livejournal.com]

That's what I was going to say! *lol*

[roelliej.livejournal.com]

LOL! :D

Brilliant job :D

[lnalvgd.livejournal.com]

OMG!

*flails*

Oh, Harry, you and your pretty feet! I'd give you something for free, but unfortunately, you won't like my girly parts!

[hedwigs-bane.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Yeah, that would just figure, wouldn't it? Even his feet would be pretty...

I'm sure Ron will teach the shoe salesman a thing or two about who Harry's pretty feet belong to, though!

[hedwigs-bane.livejournal.com]

Actually, I call them "button-up shirts". I only call it an "oxford" if it's made from oxford cloth. If it's broadcloth, I just call it a dress shirt.

All right, I'm sure this wasn't meant to start a whole Brit vs. US English thing...

[aniwde.livejournal.com]

Oh, this did make me giggle! Go get him, Ron ;)

[innibis.livejournal.com]

I remember that. . . it works with Harry as well as it does with Charlotte.

[abigail89.livejournal.com]

I can absolutely see Harry getting free shoes for having such pretty feet and pretty eyes, and pretty hands, and...

Jealous!Ron...mmmm....

Nice!

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

That's so nice, thank you!

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

*twirls you*

What a fantastic thing to say. *beams*

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Heh, thank you! :)

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

Hee. I'd hoped you'd like it. :P

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

It's true, everything on him is pretty. *nods*

A little jealous Ron for the bonus.

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

:P I like when Ron gets protective. Heh

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

I was hoping it would work! *g* thank you!

[fics-by-maple.livejournal.com]

pretty, pretty, pretty.

Ron is so sexy when he's protective. :P