fics_by_maple: (Trio)
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Title: Two At Once
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Word Count: 626
Rating: R
A/N: This is for my One Year LJ Anniversary fics -
For [livejournal.com profile] natertatersmom whose prompt was; I want a TRIO!!!! A NAUGHTY one!!!! Angry Ron!!!!
Well, it's Trio and angry!Ron anyway.



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Ron’s stride was fast enough with his long legs, let alone when he was angry, it made Harry and Hermione have to walk double time to keep up.

“Ron, hang on. What bug’s up your arse now?” Harry said, trailing in Ron’s wake.

“Harry, will you hush, you’re going to make it worse,” Hermione hissed, trying to keep up with both men. “Ron, what happened, why are you so upset?”

Ron was at the end of the hall now, mashing the button repeatedly to call the lift.

“Don’t want to talk about it right now,” Ron growled through gritted teeth.

“Will you knock it off, you grouchy git,” Harry said, pushing Ron’s hand away from the button panel. “We’re on the 24th floor, it will take a minute to get here.”

There was a distant sound of laughter down the hall behind them and they turned toward the noise. None of the revelers looked at them, but Ron stiffened and turned away.

“People were talking about us back there,” Ron said, scowling. “Didn’t you hear?”

“Eh, I quit listening to all that a long time ago.” Harry waved him off.

Hermione giggled. “Honestly, I was publicly slagged off in the paper when I was fifteen. I can handle whatever a bunch of Ministry desk dwellers have to say.”

“You didn’t hear what they said then,” Ron said, pushing the call button a few more times.

“All right then, tell us what you heard,” Harry said, pushing Ron’s hand away from the button again and holding it.

Ron pulled away and shoved his hands in his pockets.

“Just same ol’ shite,” he glanced at them, both looking up at him, their faces slightly flushed after a couple glasses of wine. “About how the big hero of our time takes it up the arse, and the ‘she may have brains but what kind of whore fucks two at once?’”

“Oh,” Hermione said, rubbing Ron’s arm. She sounded more concerned for Ron’s feelings than offended by what had been said about her.

“But, mate,” Harry said, standing on his toes so that his lips brushed over Ron’s neck as he spoke. “I do take it up the arse, and Hermione does fuck two at once. That’s just the truth, man.”

There was a cheerful ding and the lift doors parted for them. Ron rolled his eyes and walked in.

The doors shut behind them, confining them in the small, private space. Hermione leaned against Harry for support as the lift began it’s descent, she was a slightly wobbly after the drinks she’d had. They both looked warily at Ron who still fuming, leaning against the back wall with arms folded.

“Aw, come on Ron, you know that-”

“Harry,” Hermione interrupted with a finger over his lips. “I think there are ways we can lighten Ron’s mood without taking the piss, don’t you think?” She kissed Harry deeply and ran her hand directly down his chest and into his trousers.

Harry squeaked and then sniggered, kissing Hermione back, unbuttoning his trousers to make more room for her hand. He peeked at Ron, who was running his hands over his face, huffing at the two of them.

“I know you two aren’t even serious. You’re not gonna get off right here in the lift, so forget it,” Ron said. Harry and Hermione parted with slight playful smiles.

“Hermione, I think he’s trying to call our bluff.”

“I think you’re right, Harry. He really ought to know better by now.” Hermione stopped the lift with a wave of her wand and it jerked to a violent stop.

“Ron,” she said. “I’m not going to let you leave until you have a smile on your face about Harry taking it up the arse and me fucking two at once. Come here.”

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Date: 2007-04-04 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leviathan0999.livejournal.com
Wonderful! Sexy and fun and so them! Ron all angry and offended and Harry saying exactly the wrong things to calm him down, and Hermione taking bold, decisive action when it's called for. Yes!

Date: 2007-04-04 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
Heh - and look at you being the first to comment.

Hermione takes a back seat in most of my stories, but I really do love her - book!Hermione that is. :) I get tired of seeing her as always calm and sensible in fic. She's a brave Gryffindor too! And right there with the boys in all their rule breaking adventures.

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Date: 2007-04-04 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abigail89.livejournal.com
I have GOT to stop reading this stuff at lunchtime at work, dammit! First, [livejournal.com profile] simons_flower, and now you.

And Trio! OMG! TRIO! Bossy!Hermione! PissedOff!Ron! Unconcerned!Harry! In a lift! Frotting H/Hr (and you do too write Hr/H!!!)

Love you!!

/abuse of !

Date: 2007-04-04 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
I don't know what happens! My Trio is always Harry/Hermione centric! eek. I guess I'm trying to overcompensate to make sure its not R/Hr with Harry on the side. *sigh* ... and quit giggling, you! :)

No, actually, its just that Harry/Hermione are united in the cause of getting Ron off! :D

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Date: 2007-04-04 04:33 pm (UTC)
ext_76731: Painting of Ron by Elspethelf from LJ (Moody Ron)
From: [identity profile] oncelikeshari.livejournal.com
Pssst! It's slagged off not slagged over!

Yay Maple writing grumpy Ron. Ron is a sexy grouch!

Date: 2007-04-04 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
Hee, hee. Slagging corrected! :P

Ron really is sexy no matter what he does.

Date: 2007-04-04 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hedwig5221.livejournal.com
*gigglesnort*

Glad the boss has gone for the day...too good! Thanks!

Date: 2007-04-04 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
Hee - yay! I'm glad you could read it!

Date: 2007-04-04 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lnalvgd.livejournal.com
Lunch time smut is always my fave! First, your Frog Launching and now this! Yay Maple!

I like your H/Hr....I don't ship it, but I like your H/Hr...with a touch of Ron! I like how they are totally unconcerned with what is say about them, and Ron getting more pissed at them for caring as much as he did!

Great job!

Date: 2007-04-04 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
Okay, first of all;
I like your H/Hr....I don't ship it, but I like your H/Hr
This is a phrase I never expected to see! Because *flails* I don't ship them either! When I write Trio I try so hard to make sure that Harry isn't a tag along to R/Hr or Hermione isn't a tag along to H/R that I put them way out there.

... Or like the idea of them happily being Ron's sex toys.
THAT'S IT! It's not that they are so into each other, just that they play with each for Ron's benefit. *hangs head*

Thanks ;)

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Date: 2007-04-04 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simons-flower.livejournal.com
“But, mate,” Harry said, standing on his toes so that his lips brushed over Ron’s neck as he spoke. “I do take it up the arse, and Hermione does fuck two at once. That’s just the truth, man.”
ROFL! Just perfect!

And they all love it! So there, damn Ministry desk dwellers!

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Date: 2007-04-04 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
Hee, hee. Well I just wrote a blushing!virgin!Harry, I had to naughty him up a bit. :D

... You two girls!

;) Thanks!

Date: 2007-04-04 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fitzette.livejournal.com
*demands a sequel*

Date: 2007-04-04 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
*nods* Up against the wall. *sigh*

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Date: 2007-04-04 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfwhistletree.livejournal.com
WOOT!!! *grin*

It's a good thing they have magic, otherwise that lift is going to get VERY sticky ;-)

Date: 2007-04-04 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
*would love to be sticky Hermione*

Date: 2007-04-04 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anoipua.livejournal.com
“But, mate,” Harry said, standing on his toes so that his lips brushed over Ron’s neck as he spoke. “I do take it up the arse, and Hermione does fuck two at once. That’s just the truth, man.”

*snort* fantastic! Harry'll just say whatever he thinks, won't he?

Very nice. Bravo!

Date: 2007-04-04 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
LOL - yeah. I just wrote a blushing!virgin!Harry, I had to write him talking dirty again. :D

Thank you!

Date: 2007-04-04 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] natertatersmom.livejournal.com
*crawls out from under rock*

*wibble*

It was PERFECT.

Sigh...I adore angry!Ron and whorish!Hermione and takingitupthearse!Harry.

*grin*

Love you!

Date: 2007-04-04 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
I was wondering where you were! Thanks for coming out from teh rock. *hugs you*

angry!Ron and whorish!Hermione and takingitupthearse!Harry.

ROTFL

More smut next time! :P

Date: 2007-04-04 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shygryf.livejournal.com
I loved it. poor sensitive Ron. poor stupid harry. poor hermione who stuopidly fell for the both of them.

Date: 2007-04-04 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
LOL - yeah, thanks. Hermione gets a lot of benefits for putting up with them though, doesn't she? Hee.

Date: 2007-04-04 06:58 pm (UTC)
ext_76751: (Perfecto!)
From: [identity profile] rickey-a.livejournal.com
Yay! Elevator sex!
Ron needs to learn that the next time he hears those comments, he should say "Too right!"
Glad Harry and Hermione are there to show him the way:)

Date: 2007-04-04 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
Ron needs to learn that the next time he hears those comments, he should say "Too right!"

Hee, hee, yeah! Ron is just so sensitive about his loved ones. :)

Date: 2007-04-04 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shocolate.livejournal.com
“But, mate,” Harry said, standing on his toes so that his lips brushed over Ron’s neck as he spoke. “I do take it up the arse"

And very nicely!

Date: 2007-04-04 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
I had to write a dirty talking Harry after writing the blushing!virgin!Harry!

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Date: 2007-04-04 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tattooedsiren.livejournal.com
*happy sigh*

Date: 2007-04-06 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
*happy giggles*

Date: 2007-04-04 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crumplehornedki.livejournal.com
just read both this one and virgin Harry, both great!

Date: 2007-04-06 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
Thank you so much for commenting! Thrills me!

Now that I see you, did you know there was a new chapter of Within You, Without You out, chapter 10? It's up at the archive sites, but I haven't put it up here yet. Just thought I'd let you know, just in case. :)

Date: 2007-04-05 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] risiepookie.livejournal.com
Very sexy and cute.

I love that Hermione was the bold one- she has that in her, but a lot of people neglect it.

Well done!!! :o)

Date: 2007-04-06 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
Thank you very much. I'm afraid Hermione doesn't get very much focus in my stories, but I really do love her!

I'm so glad you commented, thank you!

Date: 2007-04-05 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rose-starr.livejournal.com
Oh yes!! That is sooooo great!! :)

Huge YAH to you for this and to Angela for requesting it!!

And I adore the last line . . . Hermione at her bossy best!! :)

Date: 2007-04-06 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
Hee, hee. Aw, thanks. After just having virgin!Harry, I had to get a little more rauchy. ;P

Date: 2007-04-05 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/alloy_/
Very arse about, funny how people think the truth will offend.....Am I to assume they all take it in the arse?

Date: 2007-04-06 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
The truth can sound very ugly sometimes.

... and I would imagine they all happily do, yes. :P

Date: 2007-04-05 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unomesowell.livejournal.com
“I’m not going to let you leave until you have a smile on your face about Harry taking it up the arse and me fucking two at once."

*evil snicker*

Date: 2007-04-06 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fics-by-maple.livejournal.com
I know, after virgin!Harry I had to write him a little dirtier here. Hee. Thanks!

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Date: 2007-04-20 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrsquizzical.livejournal.com
*stands and applauds*

Date: 2007-07-16 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insidiusginny.livejournal.com
*in love* Wow. Love it.

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