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This is cyclonejuliet's fault. She left me this comment when I wrote about the use of cleaning spells in fic;
"Silencing charms, cleaning charms and the old contraceptive charms.
Imagines Flitwick teaching a group of Gryffindors these charms...hmm, might be a fic in there somewhere."
But the stupidity is all mine. Unbetaed because it's just not worth it. *ducks rotten vegetables*
Title: Salad Cream
Rating: NC-17
( Salad Cream )